whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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