I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
i think my cat just said my name.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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