I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
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just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
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I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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