Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Randomize
