hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
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Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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