Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
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I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
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People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Shame - the story of my life.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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