Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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