why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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