I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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