he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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