Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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