I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
should my penis look like a turkey
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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