Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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