apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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