i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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