We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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