One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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