so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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