Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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