Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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