on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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