Pants 0. Shit 1.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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