But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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