Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
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Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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