I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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