Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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