Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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