So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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