I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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