my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
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I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
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Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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