real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
