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Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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