So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Randomize
