She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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