Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
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Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
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Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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