I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
not ubering you a puppy
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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