Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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