At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
