Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I just blew my weed a kiss
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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