THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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