I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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