3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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