I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
we're making bets on your personal life
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
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I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
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A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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