I wish I could punch you in the face.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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