Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Randomize
