im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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