she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
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How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
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i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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