saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
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I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
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I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize