You made me cry and you don't even care
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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