if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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