It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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