well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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